Asin: Long time ago, there's a pretty little girl named Snow White. She lives with her cruel mother who was a queen at that time. Everyday, her mother asks her magic mirror who's the prettiest woman in the world, and it always answered that she was.
Elesis (mother): MWAHAHAHAHAHA, too bad Snow White, there's no food left for you. you're not going to eat today!! MWAHAHAHA
Lass (Snow White): But.. I haven't eaten for 2 days, and yesterday I helped you to llok for your lost yaoi magazine in the castel's garden..
Elesis: (*blushing-angry) -///- Y..y-yes! Bu that still won't make me give you food!! MWAHAHAHAHA!! (*goes out and locks the door)
Lass: Ugh.. I can't stand it anymore.. I must escape, but the tower is very high.. How can I ever get down?
Asin: At last princess Snow white collected her courage and decided to leave the tower by jumping out of the window, whatever the risk would be. Luckily, she landed on the bushes at the rear of the tower. She quickly ran away.
Lass: Huft.. Huft.. I can't run anymore..
Ryan (Wolf): Don't worry, I'm here to save you princess..
Lass: CUT CUT CUT!!! Why the heck am I riding a wolf??!! Isn't Snow White's ride a horse??!!!
Arme (Cameraman): well, we can't find any horse .-_.- well, SCREW THAT, JUST START!!!
Asin: So, the wolf took the worn-out Snow White to a small house in a small village.
Lass: (*worn out) (*fall onto the ground) hah.. hah.. Whose house is this?
Ryan: Like the fuck I care. I took you here, just go in.
Asin: So Snow White entered the house. There's nobody inside, so she just goble up everything on the dinning table.
Lass: *Goble *Goble *NOM *NOM
Asin: (euh..) When she is full, she continued to search the house, when she found a room with 7 little beds. She was so tired that she fell asleep on one of the beds. Soon, there were 7 dwarves that arrived in the house
Ley (dwarf): Hey, Who the heck ate all of our foods??!!
Zero (dwarf): I.. I don't know Ley. I swear I don't know!!! HUAAAAAAAA <-- He's a coward
Mari (dwarf): That's alright, I can cook them again for you. Why don't you guys get some rest?
Asin: Then, the dwarves enter their bedroom when they saw a human sleeping on Sieghart's bed
Zero: KYAAAAAAA.... Sieghart, there's a human sleeping on your bed!!!!! *STAHP
Sieghart: What the... (this human is an uke.. THIS MUST BE MY LUCKY DAY!!!! HONHONHONHONHON)
Lire: Why don't you wake her up?
Sieghart: I'm scared.. but.. alright.. (HELL YEAH.) Excuse me, ms. Human..
Lass: (*Turns around with UKE-ULTIMA face) hng..?
Everybody: KYAAAAAAAA!!!!! <3 <3 <3
Lass: (fuck.) A... A..are you a d..d-d-dwarf??!
Sieghart: (*covering nosebleed) Yes.. Yes we are!! We all are!!!
Lass: Oh my, I'm so sorry!! I ate all of your food and slept on your bed!!
Sieghart: No no, that's okay. We'll forgive you!!! (just fucking get back to sleep and let me take some pictures!!!)
Ronan (dwarf): We'll take care of you, little princes!!
Jin (dwarf): Yes, we promise!
Lass: Thank you! (this sucks)
Asin: Years past, and princess Snow White grew up into a very beautiful woman. One day, when she was walking in a forest, she met a very beautiful prince.
Lupus: Hey, that gitl is very b...b-bbbeautidul =_="" (dammit I've got goosebumps saying that)
Lass: Ah.. (*turns around and sees Lupus) (Oh well this role is not too bad though .///.
Lupus: I wonder what her name is...
Lupus( Bad Personality): (I'll kill all of them after this.)
Lupus (good personality): (No.. No.. Killing is bad!!)
Asin: One day, Snow white's mother asked the magic mirror...
Elesis: Who is the most beautiful woman in the world??!!
Lime (Magic Mirror): Her name is Snow white, the girl that escaped from your castle years ago.. (she is fucking scary)
Elesis: WHAT??!! It... It can't be her... Tell me, HOW CAN I STOP HER??!!
Lime: The only way is to kill her.. (God dammit when I was shocked)
Elesis: Then it is settled, I'm going to kill her!!!
Asin: The dwarves heard that the queen wanted to kiil Snow White. They quickly informed her about this.
Ronan (dwarf): Princess Snow White!! I heard that the queen wants to kiil you!!
Jin: We must protect you!! From now on, you should be aware of your surroundings whenever you go out!
Lass: Okay.. *okay meme (Noooo I can't see onii-san anymore T_T)
Ley: I heard that the queen is able to use black magic, she can be anybody that you see, so watch out. Next morning, when all the dwarves went out to look for food and left Snow White alone, a grandma visited the house..
Elesis: Little girl.. Would you please buy this apple?
Lass: (the dwarves said that I should be careful...) No.. thanks ^_^"
Elesis: Please..! I have no more money to continue my life!!
Lass: No.. I can't buy it
Elesis (*suddenly changing expression) But it, bitch
Lass: HYAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! Yes Yes I will buy it!!
Elesis: My.. thank you ^_^.. now, eat it .-_.-
Lass: No, I'll just keep it for tomorrow...
Elesis: Eat it, bitch
Lass: Yes... T^T
Elesis: (*slowly turning back into original form) Goodbye, Snow White. I'm now the most beautiful woman EVER. AGAIN! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Lass: Ugh.. It was poisoed.. (*fell down and die)
The queen soon ran away, just right before the dwarves returned..
Sieghart: NOOO!!!!! My pre.. (he means prey) I MEAN, my princess!!!!!!! (YES!!! I CAN NOW TAKE SOME PICTURES!!!)
Zero: Noo!!! What should we do???!!
Ley: Well, there's one way to cure her..
All dwarves: WHAT IS IT??!!
Ley: Well, it's a bit difficult, but we need a p--p..pprince to k--k..kkk-kiss her -////-
Ronan: That's easy!!! There's a nearby prince who has fallen in love with her!!!
Jin: Yeah!! If we ask him, he will surely want to do it!!!
Lupus <-- Backstage (Bad personality): (*cleaning gun)
Lupus (Good personality): (GYAAAAAA !!! NOO!!! Don't kill them!! Killing is bad!!!)
Asin: So, dwarf Mari went to the kingdom to ask the prince for help
Mari: Prince, we need your help
Lupus: What do you need?
Mari: We need you to kiss Snow White <--SHE'S TOO INNOCENT
Lupus: huh? ._.
Arme: CUT CUT CUT!!! LUPUS!! MORE DRAMATICALLY!!! YOU SHOULD BE HAPPY WITH IT!!!!!
Lupus: ALRIGHT GOD DAMMIT ALRIGHT!!!!! WHY THE FUCK SHOULD I KISS HER??!!!
Mari: The queen killed her with a poisoned apple. To cure her, we need a prince to kiss her. <--AGAIN, SHE'S TOO INNOCENT
Lupus: Okay. *FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Lupus (bad personality): (PLEASE!!! LET ME KILL THEM!!! HUAAAAAA T_T)
Lupus (good personality): (NO!! Hold back your fire!!!)
Asin: So dwarf Mari and the prince went back to the house
Lass: (KYAAAAA onii san is coming!!! >///<)
Lupus: dafuq =="
Mari: Now. Kiss. *fap meme
Everybody: KISS! KISS! KISS! KISS!
Lupus (bad personality): (this. is. untolerable)
Lupus (good personality): (Actually, I also can't stand it anymore.. Kill them. With Golden Eyetooth. Full of holes.)
Lupus: *closer.. closer..
Lass: (hng...... >//////////<) KYAAA!!! I CAN'T HOLD THIS ANYMORE!!! *punches out his hands
Lupus: (*grk) you. broke. my. nose.
Lass: Uh oh ._.
Sieghart: SCREW THAT!!! LASS, LET ME KISS YOU!!!!
Lass: NO!!! I WANT ONII SAN'S KISS!!!!! *Grabs Lupus' face and kisses him deeply (French kiss)
Asin: Sorry we have some technical problems ._. BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP *************